Sunday, October 4, 2009

One-Way Ticket to Madrid, Por Favor


Now, who can resist a poll like this? A public service announcement from MRMR.

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS
1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)


WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark
10. Canada

6 comments:

Melissa Bryant said...

What a great way to choose a vacation. For a single person anyway! LOL I'll have to improve my Spanish. :) Or maybe that's not necessary...:)

Maggie Robinson w/a Margaret Rowe said...

Ah, Melissa, Spanish is a romance language, si? ;)

Hvitveis said...

My boyfriend was born in Madrid... I am a lucky girl! And now it is official.

irisheyes said...

I love that Ireland is on the "Best" list, Maggie. Unfortunately, I married a German!!! Don't want to wander into TMI territory but I think your list is a little off. Just sayin' :) I must confess, though, that thankfully he does shower regularly.

Isn't it funny that all our historical romance heroes hail from England and Scotland and they didn't make it onto the correct list.

TerriOsburn said...

Totally forget to stop by here earlier. This is cracking me up. Two of my exes are German - bad in bed. One is Swedish - bad in bed. And there was the Italian. *sigh*

I do think a venture into Spanish territory is now on my list. Thank you for bringing this very important topic to our attention, Maggie.

Maggie Robinson w/a Margaret Rowe said...

Hey, Ter, public service is my middle name. ;)

Hvitveis, we are officially jealous!

Irish, glad that your Herr is an exception!