Thursday, October 8, 2009

Quote of the Day


Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t.

5 comments:

Tiffany Clare said...

That is hilarious... is it you or someone else?

Maggie Robinson w/a Margaret Rowe said...

Oh, definitely not me. An anonymous philosopher, LOL.

irisheyes said...

That's great Maggie.

Almost makes me want to learn needlepoint so I can stitch it on a sampler and hang it in the parlor (Does anyone still call it the parlor? LOL)!

Elyssa Papa said...

Hilarious indeed!!!

And Happy Birthday!!!

Maggie Robinson w/a Margaret Rowe said...

Thanks, Ely! The day picked up when I came home to a cooler of apple tarts, cream puffs and lemon cakes sent by daughter #2. Am stuffed now.

Irish, I actually used to do crewel wrok and cross-stitch and needlepoint, but that's kind of a long quote, LOL.